14/02/2006
10 February 2006
Welcome to Issue 12,
I?ve finally taken the plunge and joined Myspace: check out the link below and connect up if you?re also a member, it?ll be great to know what you?re all like;-)
http://www.myspace.com/jontyskrufff
And if you?re out and about on Sunday night in London, come down to
Fabric where I?m back at
DTPM again, spinning in their new
Electric Loft (Room 3, from 1.30am- come and say ?hi?)
On Monday Gauche Chic?s
Niyi is our special guest on the
Skrufff Show on
Ministry Of Sound Radio. Tune in from 18.00GMT (February 13)
http://www.ministryofsound.com/radio
http://www.ibiza-voice.com/djs/monthsessionJonty_Skrufff4.php (Jonty Skrufff DJ Mix December 2005)
Stay Skrufffy
Jonty Skrufff
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Game Links:
http://www.2flashgames.com/f/f-666.htm (war on Iraq shooter game, gory)
http://www.deathjr.com/c4hamstergame (Monster killer game)
http://www.heavygames.com/thump/showgame.asp (Driving game)
Barefoot Doctor Bit: Why Is It Easier To Engage Than Disengage With People?
Barefoot Doctor: ?It may appear easier but in fact both roles are equally challenging, it's just that on the way in, the challenge is masked by the excitement of novelty while on the way out it's exacerbated by the upset or anger of disappointment (whether for you or for the other person who?s made another fine mess).
In reality meshing with someone i.e. attempting to get two entire universes to merge for a while, is a feat of infinite proportions and actually requires a huge complex of signals and interpretations to be danced through just so as to effect a docking of two souls, whether in sexual, social or professional terms.
Without the hazy light of novelty making a situation sparkle, then the naked unadorned truth of failed human connections is a heavy burden for the soul to carry and hence is a hard process to undergo. That is, until you stop taking it all personally and instead choose to see it as the attraction of energies to trigger mutual transformation. And you recognise that once that transformation is complete the two energies spontaneously separate - the details of any mess that split may generate is merely the formality, even if it?s often painful.?
http://www.barefootdoctorworld.com//freetrial (?8 day free trial membership, no strings?)
Walk-in Links:
http://www.walk-ins.com (' walk-ins are beings who have attained sufficient awareness of life so they can forego the process of birth and childhood, incarnating directly into adult bodies. . .')
http://www.angelicinspirations.com/page188.htm (?Indications of a walk-in are:1. Usually occur during a traumatic event in the host soul?s life such as a severe illness or a car accident. Many come in during a near death experience . . .?)
http://www.greatdreams.com/walkin.htm (?You usually feel totally different. It is usually quite a shock to the body especially if this has happened due to a car accident, operation, or a very long illness. You will feel somewhat estranged from everyone around you though you retain the memories of your body's past history . .')
No Sex Links (Totally safe for work!!!):
http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/dp5/flatto.htm (Sex may be hazardous to your health: '"Fainting, vomiting, involuntary urination and defecation have been noted as occurring in some young men after their first coitus... Lesions of various organs, even rupture of the spleen, have sometimes taken place . . .')
http://www.sivanandadlshq.org/download/celibacy.htm (SWAMI CHIDANANDA :
'Man is a mixture of three ingredients: first, an animal with all the physical propensities and sense urges that one shares in common with animals; second, the rational, logical human level; and third, the dormant Divinity, the sleeping God within. The whole of the spiritual life is a gradual elimination, eradication, of the animal within . . .')
http://www.ktk.ru/~cm/index.html (Antisexual stronghold: 'Sex is similar to drugs, both in physical and social effects. It places primitive instincts higher than intellect, a human being - a sentient being - turns into a primitive animal. The system of priorities suffers deformation. This leads to many nasty perversions of all kinds, including socially dangerous ones . . .')
Skrufff Bites:
"It was an extremely foolish act which you did because of an excessive consumption of drink and drugs. The consequence for Lorraine Mack has been catastrophic. What you did by deciding to put yourself on that railing in that drunk and drugged condition was an act of folly which has destroyed another person's life.? (The Times)
Judge Ian Karsten sentences Philip Brady, 24, to 2 years in jail for crippling a clubber he landed on after falling off the balcony at Pacha London.
"As strongly as possible, he maintains his innocence. He's not guilty and he's going to fight this all the way. He's not guilty.? (Reuters/ New York Post)
Boy George?s lawyer,
Lou Freeman, after George?s trial for cocaine possession at his New York home, is adjourned until March.
Miami/ Bee Links:
http://www.wintermusicconference.com (Winter Music Conference: March 24-28)
http://www.desertusa.com/mag98/sep/stories/kbees.html (?Africanized bees acquired the name "killer bees" because they will viciously attack people and animals who unwittingly stray into their territory, often resulting in serious injury or death. ?DO NOT JUMP INTO WATER! Bees will wait for you to come up for air?)
http://www.wvu.edu/~agexten/wildlife/bees.htm (Bee string treatment: ?when the sting is caused by a honeybee, the stinger usually remains in the skin when the insect leaves because the stinger is barbed. Remove the stinger as quickly as possible, because venom continues to enter the skin from the stinger for 45 to 60 seconds following a sting. Much has been written about the proper way to remove a bee stinger, but new information indicates that it doesn?t matter how you get it out as long as it is removed as soon as possible. If removed within 15 seconds of the sting, the severity of the sting is reduced . . .?
Skrufff Bites:
"I want to buy the new model Ferrari, so I have to make more money now. I'm getting bored of all my old cars.? (The Age (Australia) )
Schapelle Corby?s self confessed playboy lawyer, Indonesian Hotman
Paris Hutapea, explains why he?s dropping her case weeks after authorities rejected her appeal against 20 years in jail for pot.
"Songs appear to be directed more towards females possibly as a courtship and mating display than a signal to warn off or repel rival males." (The Advertiser/ AAP)
Australian researcher whale researcher
Joshua Smith says singing male whales succeed in spending more ?quality time? with females than quiet ones.
Self Defence Links:
http://www.jamesmcadam.co.uk/portfolio_html/sb_table.html ('Safe Bedside
Table)
http://www.home-cov.demon.co.uk/improv.htm (Improvised Self Defence Weapons)
http://www.themartialist.com/0503/pocketsticks.htm (pocket sticks)
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