another music journalism cliche is "the normally sleepy village of [X], where once a year literally thousands of revellers descend upon..."

"lending their vocal talents" is a horrible journalistic cliche to fill up words, when you can just say "sings"

#soundcheck. This area will have 15,000 South Africans in later http://t.co/TCjDn0noinstagram.cominstagr.amdjyodauk's photo on Instagram

There is an option in this hotel to eat lunch IN THE SWIMMING POOL http://t.co/P9ndIiiXDJ Yoda (@DJYodaUK) posted a photo on Twitterpic.twitter.comGet the whole picture - and other photos from DJ Yoda

There are so many people on my album that YOU are probably on my album

Oh yea and one with Kid Creole & The Coconuts.
WITH Roots Manuva.

Yes there is a song on my album with Michael Winslow, the guy who makes noises from Police Academy

http://t.co/4sdyt9vL hahaaaRent Trapsoundcloud.comPet Shop Boys trap

Would a trap remix of an 80s Pet Shop Boys track that I made in a hotel room in 15 mins do instead?

It's So Cold In The D http://t.co/qHEJEPADIt's So Cold in the Dyoutu.beVideo by Tbaby

I'm playing a secret AV set in a tiny venue in Jo'burg tonight for a select few - tomorrow night is the big festival show #small #big

Hotel maid: Would you like a turn-down service? Me: No, I will TURN that DOWN thanks hahahahahahaaahhbleurgh

African sunset! http://t.co/8MkrfBK3instagram.cominstagr.amdjyodauk's photo on Instagram

My collab with @MANLIKEME is called "IDIOT" and might even drop as early as TOMORROW... WHO KNOWS??

My next single features the awesome @MANLIKEME - if u don't know, get familiar: Squeeze http://t.co/QkyMIaAX LDN Town http://t.co/VMiePmksMan Like Me - Squeezeyoutu.beDirected by Adam Powell Purchase online at: http://itunes.apple.com/gb/album/squeeze-single/id521092067 www.manlikeme.net

It's great to be back in South Africa! Jo'burg for 2 nights: tonight Smirnoff event, tomorrow In The City festival...

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Long haul flights to South Africa are the best! All I gotta do is sleep in this big metal bird instead of my bed - no jet lag ?()

Surely the sign of a really professional DJ is someone who ALREADY has TWO UK to South African plug adapters?

Cities I've done Bikram yoga in: London, LA, Brisbane, Buenos Aires #pointlesslists

“@Scroobiuspipyo: Dayam!Just tried out that Bikram Yoga lark. Intense shit. I only had to sit out 2 sets. Not bad.” Did it yesterday myself

DJ gear nerds: I've been with my Pioneer peeps this morning messing about on the new Serato controller. Considering leaving turntables!

“@craigwilson: Yoh, @BlocParty and @DJYodaUK on the same bill. and @DIEANTWOORD. Friday's going to be mighty feisty.” ?Jo'burg!

So me and @AfrikanBoy are shooting our video on the party bus in central London tonight - if you wanna feature, hollaaaa

Video shoot tonight. I've had one pair of trainers on ice for THREE YEARS. Thinking of breaking them out...

South Africa tomorrow! Ready!

I don't know how politicians expect young people in this country to give a crap when they never answer the questions they are asked

can anyone recommend me a good album of ommmmm chanting? simpler the better

Time to check out this CD of Native American chanting I bought in Arizona on the reservation earlier this summer http://t.co/RITKFU2yDJ Yoda (@DJYodaUK) posted a photo on Twitterpic.twitter.comGet the whole picture - and other photos from DJ Yoda

FREE DOWNLOAD! @DJDub remixed "Happy" w/ Boy George in a moombahton style http://t.co/sVkoeu1F Original available here http://t.co/5BofQZy3Happy (DJ Dub's moomdub remix)snd.scDJ Dub remixes "Happy" by DJ Yoda feat. A Boy Called George Original available: http://itunes.apple.com/gb/album/happy-remixes-ep/id...

...No-one wants their child screaming. They have as much right to fly as u. Direct ur anger at airlines who should provide family sections.

No #cycling you bastards ? http://t.co/wEoboftwinstagram.cominstagr.amdjyodauk's photo on Instagram

If you don't know me and wanna be in it then you have to pursuade me of your special skill via twitter

Another video shoot in central London tomorrow night - if you know me and wanna be in it then holler

A great beat is a loop that never gets boring

Monday morning. Tell me Diamond D "The Hiatus" Remix feat. Cru isn't one of the best slept-on rap beats EVER

“@Evidence: http://t.co/zRfHC7Qb” wowBusta Rhymes Snaps On A British Chick (ORIGINAL)youtube.com

I'm watching a Digital Versatile Disc. Later on I might listen to some MPEG-2 Audio Layer IIIs.

Gonna put this out there, cos I'm sick of the whispers and the rumours: I HATE CROISSANTS

Well well well Birmingham, you were very Birminghamy. Time to go home and think very seriously about breakfast cereals.

Whaddup Birmingham

“@L_Devlin: @DJYodaUK you're playing Aston uni tonight, please play Gangnam Style for Team 23?!” SORRY, NO!

My cousin's just told me she has a friend whose MIDDLE NAME is PeterAndMargaret

Cheer up, Lana Del Rey!

“@DoobieDoobieDog: "@DJYodaUK: I've decided I need a catchphrase." you have one, the hiphop air horn klaxxon thing” oh yeah!

“@Bakes_80: @DJYodaUK Alright.... what about "Lobsters!"” Hahaaaaa

“@and_armstrong: @DJYodaUK "a man with real presence needs say no words"... Muthafuckin mime is the new catchphrase...” Too pretentious

“@Bakes_80: @DJYodaUK Meh....” Too old Jewish man

“@robpursey: @DJYodaUK you need to clarify what emotion it's going to convey” general swag. Is that an emotion?

“@Pandulum: @DJYodaUK "AYYOOOOOOO"” that's good

“@Daveytweets: @DJYodaUK just give it like a "naaaaarrrrrrr"” that's not bad

Taking suggestions.

I've decided I need a catchphrase.

Can I claim Nectar points for DJ sets?

That Channel 4 Dr presenter guy has a real coked-up American Psycho vibe about him

Yo that Taylor Swift song is this month's "Call Me Maybe" for me. #OccasionalTeenageGirlsTasteInMusic

“@MRTOBES: @DJYodaUK http://t.co/seTKvp53” NEEDI Must Have That: The Light-Up Bowl Of Cereal Lamp | Geekologiegeekologie.com This is the Cereal Light by designer ideaka (aka Chris Haines). It looks like a glowing bowl of cereal and turns on and off with a touch of the spoon. Neat! This is just a prototype though, but Chris'...

Did you see my video with Boy George yet? http://t.co/8nGPQNkc Remember it's on iTunes here http://t.co/9RMo55s7Happy - DJ Yoda featuring A Boy Called Georgeyoutu.beTaken from DJ Yoda's forthcoming album Chop Suey, released 5th November 2012 on Get Involved. Pre order Happy from iTunes - http://bit.ly/OZ3jDd Pre order Ch...

Don't ask why I'm underneath bridges in King's Cross http://t.co/oAV57DQtinstagram.cominstagr.amdjyodauk's photo on Instagram

Following comedians, unfollowing rappers

If you have a spare 18 minutes(!) go to Spotify and listen to "Alice's Restaurant Massacre" by Arlo Guthrie - that is one crazy ass song

Hey Midlands type people - AV set at Aston Uni, Birmingham on Saturday night y'know?

“@MrsEllaBella: @DJYodaUK haha what's your cereal advise aside from American and sugary ;0)” CINNAMONY

Moon Brackets

Just been reminiscing about my summer by looking through my own Instagram feed. Damn, I got about!

I can't take you seriously as a breakfast cereal fan until your bowl looks like this http://t.co/0G1B7Zj8DJ Yoda (@DJYodaUK) posted a photo on Twitterpic.twitter.comGet the whole picture - and other photos from DJ Yoda

Saturday 10th November is my next big London AV show: HMV Forum Kentish Town. There will be surprises!

The Aviator and There Will Be Blood. Two similar films that are both shitting amazing. Don't know what made me think of that

“@BoyGeorge: Is the Jewish fast today?” Yes but I just had some pasta

Walk this way http://t.co/VQZeWx6Jinstagram.cominstagr.amdjyodauk's photo on Instagram

“@example: Pretty excited about South Africa trip next week - Cape Town, Durban & Jo'Burg! #AirMiles” ?me too!

Remember you can submit material to be part of "Charlie Sheen" video! You don't need to be a professional - anything! http://t.co/PUTCPu8ODJ Yoda (@DJYodaUK) posted a photo on Twitterpic.twitter.comGet the whole picture - and other photos from DJ Yoda

Big Trouble In Little China http://t.co/jKiI9t0d http://t.co/X1mng6JQBig Trouble in Little China - DJ Yoda ft Action Bronson & Alice Russellyoutu.beTaken from DJ Yoda's forthcoming album Chop Suey, released 5th November 2012 on Get Involved. Pre order Chop Suey from iTunes - http://bit.ly/RIxMIE Pre orde...

Do you, do you like it? Is it, is it wicked?

No! Time Out London, what have you done!!

Phillip Schofield and Boy George have just been discussing me on ITV

Beach - boiled down http://t.co/3NeRwYZLinstagram.cominstagr.amdjyodauk's photo on Instagram

“@Georgenunners: We at @playgroupfesti and @djyodauk is killing it, Visuals are insanely good! http://t.co/pmlxUSnc” ?tea in foreground ?DJ Yoda (@DJYodaUK) posted a photo on Twitterpic.twitter.comGet the whole picture - and other photos from DJ Yoda

Early Sunday evening and I've just had a cup of tea, simultaneously destroying a crowd with drum & bass in a dark wet field #TunbridgeWells

If you don't like Michael Jackson you should be expelled from Earth

I've been listening to Michael Jackson for two hours now #michaeljackson #twohours

Last outdoor UK festival of the year tonight - Playgroup Fest in Kent. Weather = not promising ?

Great one in Essex last night but something happened for the first time in years: laptop crash mid-set! #awkwardsilence #reboot

Yo @KidKoala this "12 Bit Blues" album is GENIUS! A triumph!

On my way to Chelmsford, Essex to DJ. If only there was a popular TV programme title that summed up where this road was going now.

“@Shaomoan: @DJYodaUK I fucking love Charlie Sheen.” The guy? Or my song?

Not to blow my own trumpet

I'm not being funny, but is this actually a world-class, top-art-gallery-friendly photo that I've taken? http://t.co/LtBQJE9ninstagram.cominstagr.amdjyodauk's photo on Instagram

What's this? Answer: a lamp http://t.co/LtBQJE9ninstagram.cominstagr.amdjyodauk's photo on Instagram

“@artworkmagnetic: If you a DJ and are heading out to play a gig tonight, watch this http://t.co/R4yPl2Lo help and inspiration to all”?WOWDanny Dyer : Live Dj Set Rockafellas Night Club Pt 2youtu.beDanny Dyer live at Rockafellas Corby, Northants. Filmed and edited by Finefellas Media

“@egotripland: Is it fiesta time with Action Bronson? Listen to "It's Me" and you'll have to agree: http://t.co/VFRTGqYk” ?BIGegotripland.com » AUDIO: Action Bronson Gets Zesty With “It’s Me” (FREE DOWNLOAD)bit.lyRT@egotripland: Is it fiesta time with Action Bronson? Listen to "It's Me" and you'll have to agree:http://t.co/4dbaBkwR#60 mins ago

This weekend: AV sets at Hooga in Chelmsford, and Playgroup Festival in Tunbridge Wells! #southeast #bigscreens

Would hot milkshakes be nice?

Large number of humans queuing for the latest handheld telephone device at Apple in London #notme http://t.co/UpOyHyLHDJ Yoda (@DJYodaUK) posted a photo on Twitterpic.twitter.comGet the whole picture - and other photos from DJ Yoda

I've just seen the rough cut of the video of my track with @MANLIKEME and I laughed in public too much

As many of you know, I'm a video-y kinda DJ. So that's why there's gonna be a video for EVERY song on my album! So far there's two...

Some of these new Emoji are really unnecessary. Do you really need to distinguish between cycling by a mountain and regular cycling ?!

A friendly reminder that my single "Happy" feat Boy George came out this week http://t.co/9RMo55s7 (includes remixes and a bonus track)Happy (Remixes) - EP by DJ Yodabit.lyPreview and download Happy (Remixes) - EP on iTunes. See ratings and read customer reviews.

“@albatrossoflove: @DJYodaUK any remixes of charlie sheen in the pipe line? I can't put it down” yep! Hold tight for that...

Another very LDN one, whilst I'm on the tube http://t.co/kGnYC6cBinstagram.cominstagr.amdjyodauk's photo on Instagram