Lord of the Sings: Sir Christopher Lee, 91, to release heavy metal album http://t.co/VZaGKaIFQL

This Is Graeme Park: Radio Show Podcast w/e 25MAY13 by graemepark http://t.co/2G5s4SxOPn on #SoundCloud

Just uploaded "This Is Graeme Park: Radio Show Podcast w/e 25MAY13" as a Cloudcast to @mixcloud http://t.co/G5BieNHYc9 Listen up!

Clash city rockers – Mick Jones and Paul Simonon recall the glory days http://t.co/FsPxfQUgpK via @guardian

RT @bassmentclubmcr: PARKY LIFE! GUYS GET YOUR TICKETS ONLINE AT SKIDDLE AND BE APART OF ONE OF THE BEST STORIES EVER TOLD @graemepark http...

RT @bassmentclubmcr: Hay grae The artworks nearly finished I will send it over asap http://t.co/XPesA5Wqxs @graemepark #thebassment #parky...

RT @LennyFontana: DJ Pierre Describes Wild Pitch - And Some Straight Talk About Acid House http://t.co/bhlroVekX3

Always ready. “@Dai_davies31: @graemepark ready to smash up @Viper_Rooms on Sunday? #viperrooms”

RT @agmpconcerts: Don't miss @graemepark & Mike Pickering at FAC51 The Hacienda at @TheCoronet in London - Get your tickets now - https://t...

Buying fitba boots for the Park twins @SportsDirectUK. It's a pretty dire shopping experience.

The cleaner on the train has "train presentation team" on the back of his jacket.

I mean look at these! http://t.co/9QvTQAS3Hc

The standard of shoe on the rail network today is very poor indeed. I mean, look. What on earth? http://t.co/HaryZfLYpQ

Paul McCartney: Wings Over the World - video http://t.co/9dxbAkJt2s via @guardian

I Need a Dodge! Joe Strummer on the Run – video preview http://t.co/SM4fo3DTFH via @guardian

Brian May: The Voice is the dullest, dumbest, most depressing programme on TV http://t.co/l5wAPj9taC

Does George Michael have a problem with cars? http://t.co/ONtKMi48Gc via @guardian

John Cooper Clarke, poet – portrait of the artist http://t.co/Za67tGT8qI via @guardian

July's foreign trip has just been postponed, so suddenly I'm available if anyone's interested. Get in touch via http://t.co/UgVMBarFh5

RT @bassmentclubmcr: PARKY LIFE at the Bassment! get on this for pre and after party with @graemepark http://t.co/uh75O8dH8h

Immensely looking forward to Canvas Bristol Saturday & @Viper_Rooms Sheffield Sunday. http://t.co/aoJ2TKqMWY

Sandbach to Wrexham in under an hour on public transport? Yes! Thanks to @northernrailorg @VirginTrains @ArrivaTW & Keith & his white van.

Thank you for all your Sandbach taxi suggestions but everyone was booked on school runs. Thanks to Keith & his white van.

Why didn't I know about Wig Wednesday? Disappointed I've only just found out too late to take part. http://t.co/a5zJHE7RtM

RT @scarboroughspa: On Saturday 22 June @Fac51hacienda heads to Scarborough with @peter_hook1 @graemepark Vince Vega & Bez. Tickets £12!: h...

Can anyone recommend a good reliable taxi service in Sandbach? I need one early Wednesday morning.

This weekend I'll be at Canvas Bristol Saturday & @Viper_Rooms Sheffield Sunday. Come on then! http://t.co/aoJ2TKqMWY

RT @VegfestUK: After Hours Party Saturday May 25th with Bez, Graeme Park and Club Yeyo advance tix only Check this 1989... http://t.co/43...

Oh yes! The Clash to release new box set of remastered albums and rarities http://t.co/qxbx4k0rQy via @guardian

Who's up for Canvas Club Bristol this Saturday 25th May? http://t.co/Ub6igYRChq

Why can't I use my @NatWestBusiness @Visa Debit card at @UKTesco Pay At Pump? Wast of time!

Ray Manzarek, keyboardist with the Doors, dies aged 74 http://t.co/6rPDphbw56 via @guardian

RT @skiddle: Preview: FAC51 - The Hacienda // London http://t.co/JXcxEZMiNM @Fac51hacienda @TheCoronet @peter_hook1 @state808 @dannyramplin...

RT @Rowetta: May 25: Happy Mondays, The Farm, @state808 Peter Hook After Party w/ Bez + @GraemePark https://t.co/rvuzG2tA7C http://t...

Thank you Leicester!

Carol Leeming in the house at Foister Rooms Leicester! http://t.co/5gqxuCACnI

Loleatta Holloway into Teena Marie in Leicester? Yeah baby. #thatshowiroll

"Shine, shine... Your time to shine... " https://t.co/C39sd8pLLU

"I Can't Get Enough... " https://t.co/2i69R92xFn

"It's yours... " https://t.co/MbrEjm46cX

"Burning desire... " https://t.co/epi1R7F7Wq

Hello Foister Rooms Leicester! Let's go!

After 2 incredible gigs this week I'm going for the hat trick tonight in Leicester. http://t.co/aoJ2TKqMWY

2 Hype! Someone just said "you bastard!" https://t.co/i0JyRnzLTK

Thank you Love House Stock Pavilion Congleton. You were fabulous!

RT @joostvanbellen: @graemepark And you'll do mine. I mean we still have a carreer...

"I say, I say, I say... wake up there boy! Wake up!" Needless to say I destroyed the phone after being woken like this after 3 hours sleep.

Talking of cocks I've also just remembered that the wake up call at the Hollywood Holiday Inn in the 90s was a recording of Foghorn Leghorn

RT @joostvanbellen: @graemepark Send pics or it's not true. Junior V has a very small brass penis?

Yes. I know. I should write a book.

It's all true.

Junior Vasquez got very annoyed when I put my cap on top of his brass penis when I DJ'd at the Sound Factory. He was furious. I was scared.

The candle stick is a lot less scary and less off putting while I'm DJing than Junior Vasquez's brass penis was.

This huge candle stick behind me in Congleton reminds me of the huge brass penis that Junior Vasquez... http://t.co/jiucsHNhdl

And again! https://t.co/5LDbmlAiwk

And again... https://t.co/B3sO7pXFvb

Love House at Stock Pavilion Congleton https://t.co/Qb4Spb3pLn

Well smack my ass & call me Sally. Going RIGHT off at Love House Congleton. http://t.co/EN68pySLs1

RT @NottmInstitute: Limited tickets for http://t.co/NxTrX2NNbY @cockliffe with @graemepark from @Gigantic http://t.co/2VtzfHh1PT

Hello Love House Stock Pavilion Congleton! Let's go!

Tonight I'm getting all intimate as I head to Congleton for Love House Stock Pavilion. http://t.co/aoJ2TKqMWY

Always nice to travel an extra stop on a @northernrailorg train because the bloody door won't open.

RT @johnrobb77: An Open letter to David Aaronovitch about his column about London devolving from the UK - Louder Than War http://t.co/6GmO...

The Paisley Underground: an oral history of Los Angeles's 1980s psychedelic explosion http://t.co/27ama3Kvnj via @guardian

Off out shopping with my mum & dad. Help!

More of my 8 hour set from @anightwith_ @Basing_House in this week's show. http://t.co/izDAr9N5BL

Just showed my mum the pics from Hector's House @cabaretvoltaire & she's reminded me I used to have Hector's House wallpaper as a wee laddie

This week's Graeme Park Radio Show is here: http://t.co/wUmoCxkguh

My review of Hector's House Edinburgh, find out what I'm up to this weekend & what's in my weekly radio show. http://t.co/qD1sUiajLs

New Cloudcast "This Is Graeme Park: Radio Show Podcast w/e18MAY13" up now at http://t.co/IOLosnKAsP Check it out now!

Here's a review & some pics of my gig at Hector's House 1st Birthday at Cabaret Voltaire in Edinburgh Tuesday. http://t.co/GzZInyViTp

RT @beckyp91: @graemepark great to meet you on Tuesday Graeme! Feel free to check our photos & review from the other night at http://t.co/i...

RT @whitenoisehouse: RT #WHITENOISE #REVIEW + #PHOTOGRAPHS from @graemepark 's gig @cabaretvoltaire are now up! http://t.co/0HETQuMgP0 #edi...

A massive belated thank you to the Hector's House crowd @cabaretvoltaire Edinburgh for an amazing night Tuesday. Incredible!

Well done @SparkEnergyUK for wasting my time for the past 8 weeks. Utterly useless.

Get back to... https://t.co/erBO8bdfAW

I wish I could tap dance.

I Don't Know... https://t.co/6QQb8h5mxg

They're all half my age... at least! https://t.co/C747Y4s9bA

This Ain't Chicago... I'm in Edinburgh! https://t.co/iBculQZek8

Well hello @cabaretvoltaire. Its been a while. You look fab!

Fantastic hotel room in Edinburgh. https://t.co/to9KDTrjnH

Annoyingly I'm in the most incredible hotel in Edinburgh & have to go straight out then leave at 10am tomorrow. 3D TV in my room!

Ha! All the annoying plums who walked all the way through through the train to the front have had to walk all the way back down the platform

At last! Approaching Edinburgh over 90 minutes later than expected. Look out Hector's House @cabaretvoltaire... I'm on the way!

RT @cabaretvoltaire: Not long till #HectorsHouse w. @graemepark. Both rooms open, get down early to beat the queue!

#NowPlaying Man Out Of Time by Elvis Costello ?? http://t.co/MY4UJDu7ph

#NowPlaying Beyond Belief by Elvis Costello?? http://t.co/wEgI9dSAW3

#NowPlaying From A Whisper To A Scream by Elvis Costello & The Attractions ?? http://t.co/ZFKonD4ynV

RT @tonecontrolmusi: Grab an #Exclusive #DeepHouse #Promo of @thatmanmonkz new EP, Overproof @Traxsource : http://t.co/UrbEjEH6KW

#NowPlaying Broken Record (Shapeshifters Vox Remix) by Little Boots?? http://t.co/KRU46NvWsr

Anyone? “@BrJNi: @graemepark can you recommend a good house club in Berlin? Off there the weekend .”

You can't fault the @VirginTrains staff. They've been great on this seriously delayed train.