RT @ShaneVanGould: @aaron_66 yes mate, a big big night out, on the Friday @thegalleryclub @ministryofsound with @pauloakenfold & @dj ...

#bittenoffmorethanicanchew? #stopthinkinglikethatyoupussywhatareyouamanoramouse? #shutupmanup

Slightly worried how sore the 20k walk yesterday made me. I have 5 weeks to get in a state where I can manage 4 times that in one go.

Signed up for a walking challenge. 50 miles in 21 hours. Now have only 5 weeks to get in shape for it - starting today. Off the sofa fatso..

At the club hanging with @federationfeed at @SlinkyHQ per show. Sound check sounded amazing http://t.co/D4sL7VqH

Long day in #London meetings and photo shoot with @pauloakenfold - tip of the hat to Ryan Dinham. Amazing photographer.

In taxi. Taxi driver smells of piss and brown ale. Nice one. Need a shower. And so does he.

What's dreamland 2012? Never heard of it but seems to be a festival with my name on the line up???

Who's up for @ministryofsound on #jubileeweekend going to be massive!! With @pauloakenfold @seantyas and me

Just seen this pic framed on mates wall. Ha! http://t.co/WgFCTbfu

Well there's certainly no water shortage on the m4. #deluge

Passion was mental. Thanks all. X

Listening to Annie Nightingale smashing the fuck out of @BBCR1 on way back from passion. #legend

At passion. Heating up in here. Oh yes oh yes!!!

This wood chipper eats ANYTHING http://t.co/Q3oohLov

No im not a farmer. Just helping a friend out. Honest toil

Ready for a days work on the farm http://t.co/FYDGAO3a

By the way. So we're all clear...... When I say "salt" - I mean maldon's

RT @pauloakenfold: Bringing film crew with me next week at PaSSion w/ @andymoor @sipatterson @djjohnaskew @alexmorph Got your tickets ye ...

If I hear Florence & the machines version of you got the love one more time I'm going to shoot myself in the face with a nail gun

I think one day I'd like to run a pub in the country. Retire into a haze of brown booze, extended lunches and country walks.

#Ecstacy movie premier last night was big let down.

En route to film premier of #ecstasy - Irvine Welch follow up to Train Spotting. Tough act to follow. High expectations. No pun intended.

Great news for ravers coming down in London http://t.co/xSua0hm4

Looking forward to Passion at the end of the month. Been ages.

I caught the Easter bunny. http://t.co/GxsItSPM

Muse live from wembley. Massive.

New website.........well......thinking about it

4 hour car journey. @Metallica black album. #devouringmotorway

Buying / eating oranges has become too much of a game of Russian roulette. Can't all the supermarkets stop stocking the sour, vile brands?

Jim Marshall RIP. The backbone of rock has passed on. Sad day.

Bitterly cold. Nice one.

I don't want to alarm you but I think I might be shrinking

Landed into London at 8am. In apple store by 9.30am. Computer fixed by 9.35. En route to office. Nice.

Can't stop thinking about Malbec

I feel like the south coast of England in July 1940. #underattackfromtheskies

What I need is a lighter and a can of lynx Africa. Fight fire with fire. #vaporised

Bastard Mosquitos slowly devouring me.

Niceto birthday tonight in #buenosaires really excited. My favourite place to play and my favourite crowd to play to. :0)

Laptop blown up. Completely dead. Fucking pissed off.

I hope today will include an Argentinian BBQ with some Mendoza malbec mmmmmm

apart from a few technical problems with the monitoring system BAT 4 was amazing. Thanks to everyone who came x

Driving into a beautiful sunrise as we head back to buenos aires. http://t.co/rPSBxfDN

BAT tomorrow is going to be fucking bonkers!!

Holy shit Rosario was amazing tonight. Energetic crowd partying hard. Great way to kick off this mini tour. Yes!!!!!!

At the club in Rosario Javier on the decks. Hanging with @IndecentNoise @bjorn_akesson Excited!!

Love #Rosario

In Rosario!!

RT @perfectorecords: @pauloakenfold at Passion, Coalville on 27th April w/ @andymoor @sipatterson @djjohnaskew @genixdj + more Tickets h ...

Just about to take off. Next stop my favourite........ Argentina

See you there RT @IndecentNoise: @djjohnaskew @ArcticMoonMusic @sipatterson @jordansuckley @bjorn_akesson see you in a few lads! PARTYYYYY!

RMDs prepped RT @LauriitaAmk: @djjohnaskew Waiting for u! #BAT4 Buenos Aires,Argentina. KILL US! FUCKIN INSANE :lol:

Can't wait!!! RT @coloursofficial: very pleased to announce for Coloursfest! @djjohnaskew & @ArcticMoonMusic! Let's go! #coloursfest2012

Sorry Zak I know that one was yours but had to nick it

Do you think Robin Hood had a Bo selecta?

#asot550 last night was great show cool to hang with @arminvanbuuren @pauloakenfold @MaxGraham @richsolarstone @tomfallmusic & @Armada crew

RT @sipatterson: http://t.co/cqMbneC1 3/17 BAT 4, Buenos Aires - Simon Patterson, @djjohnaskew @IndecentNoise ... http://t.co/3JjzvFeK

No sleep till Brooklyn! have you reserved 57b? RT @sipatterson: Captain calling. A game pls @djjohnaskew #bat4

Cool RT @ryansollberg: @djjohnaskew ur stresstest remix now #1 on @audiojelly charts - nice!

RT @LindaNuanlaoong: #np @JOCofficial ( @djjohnaskew remix ) @sipatterson Digital Showdown 23 ! http://t.co/iSVyo69W #trancefamily @Nigh ...

MANNING!!!! RT @redlionfreehse: @djjohnaskew alright askew!

?? RT @Gereym: @eurofest Lineup de lujo con la prescencia de @djjohnaskew

RT @Armada: Taking it, passing it! Soon the release of #UnfoldRemixes RT @JOCofficial: take the stresstest: http://t.co/6AibxoOl

Haaaaaaaaaaaa classic RT @NealScarborough: Mad fucker! @tomcolontonio http://t.co/rQNuRaDB

RT @sipatterson: Simon Patterson tonight, 2/11, at Trance Setting, Beursgebouw, Eindhoven ! More info http://t.co/ZacUGwAn #trancefamily

Nice RT @JOCofficial: Stresstest @djjohnaskew remix firing up the charts, buy link:... http://t.co/D1IsXYcr

Album? RT @sashaofficial: My synths are doing weird things.... and i like it.

RT @TrancedRadio: #trancefamily #nowplaying 10 @JOCofficial - Stresstest ( @djjohnaskew Remix) Live on #trancefm http://t.co/Z93aFp6y

Excited RT @bjorn_akesson: @djjohnaskew looks like we are gonna spend some quality time in Argentina John, how are your feelings about that?

My god yes they do!! You set a great....... RT@example: Check your elbows. Do they need moisturising? Mine do

It's on "the list" RT @lynncalbers: @djjohnaskew what happened to remix of The Church - Under the Milky Way you were gonna attempt?

Thanks RT @IlyaZam: I saw discussion of your discography @djjohnaskew on Russian forum You have lots of fans Mix of "Stresstest" is awesome!

Haaaaaaaaaaaa! Classic who made it? RT @lynncalbers: @djjohnaskew Is it bad that I don't recognize him? Check this out: http://t.co/VkacTHL6

You have no idea what we are talking about do you Robin? @robinhosking: @djjohnaskew @isabelbaccaro

!!! RT @Jesus_M_Christ: Playing hide and seek with some angels and I'm "it." And yes, I'm totally peeking through the holes in my hands.

Do it! RT @PimpBillClinton: Do you have to be a bachelor to be on The Bachelor? I feel I could wreck some shit on that show. #yeahimhigh

RT @pauloakenfold: VIDEO: launch weekend of "Four Seasons" World Tour at Gatecrasher, Birmingham - http://t.co/IRxg9MOI RT!

RT @TheOnion: NASA: "We're excited we made contact with this advanced form of life, but it's clear they're pretty big jerks." http://t.c ...

I'll get my coat RT @MaxGraham: Me "Those strings sound great what synth is that? @andrewbayer "No synth, left over from recording orchestra

No brainer really RT @peachybumNo1: @Funkagenda in bed RT if I should flick the bean thinking of you ;-)

Did you see the orig? RT @tomcolontonio: I had no idea that #scarface was a remake of a 1932 #movie of the same name

RT @isabelbaccaro: "If u are Depressive, it doesn't matter which number u press, no one will answer u. If u are dyslexic, press 69696969

RT @Gereym: #trancefamily enjoy Unfold - The Remixes Part 1 by @JOCofficial Incl. Stresstest @djjohnaskew Remix http://t.co/f7QUwV5O

RT @djsabuofficial: @JOCofficial @djjohnaskew Remix of stresstest is awesome !!

RT @adamshefveland: New remix of @JOCofficial - Stresstest by @djjohnaskew out now & it's a KILLER! Buy on @beatport now

Best set ever RT @richardbeynon_: listening to @johndigweed live from the warehouse project 2007. @djjohnaskew

Not sure but have thought about it. RT @Chef_Tom_Kneale: Oi!! @djjohnaskew when you going todo a new Skylab?

Especially his wife? RT @SethMacFarlane: Haven’t seen The Grey yet, but I’m guessing Liam Neeson is mad at the snow for hurting his family?

Took my son to see tin tin at cinema today. Loved it.

Typical RT @federationfeed: @djjohnaskew and it is massively snowing outside the studio now too

Nuts. Thanks to you. RT @GatecrasherGB: Morning all how was your weekend?

Was supposed to be at @federationfeed rehearsals tonight but snow stops play. Bloody annoying.

Well I can tell you who I don't support - French farmers. Always bloody striking RT @Will_Holland: @djjohnaskew who do you support?

I hope so ma'm. I hope so. RT @Queen_UK: Will one's nether regions ever thaw?

RT @perfectorecords: OUT NOW @pauloakenfold's Feb 2012 #DJ Box @iTunesMusic! ft. @federationfeed + @marcov http://t.co/H4NKtddd #trancef ...

RT @pauloakenfold: Get your Oakenfold Mardi Gras tickets! 2/19/2012 http://t.co/dgYMtRFu RT!

RT @Senadee: Finally have some MAD mixes nailed down from Mr. @richardbeynon_ for the release... Not long now. @perfectorecords #LIFESUP ...

You a gooner will? RT @Will_Holland: On my way to the scenic town of Bolton for tonights #Arsenal game!

RT @ministryofsound: @_protoculture @Oakenfolk @pauloakenfold @djjohnaskew @alexmorph @JOCofficial @GatecrasherGB what he said! Here's t ...

RT @perfectorecords: @pauloakenfold kicks off Four Seasons Tour with a day of interviews + sell out show at @ministryofsound @thegallery ...