What's with these fake soundcloud accounts doing the rounds at the moment? Like anyone's stupid enough to click those links...
Big-ups to the new followers. O HAI
Terry Richardson is one creepy-ass dude.
You retweet drake's bogus emo chat, you get the unfollow. Ya dig?
#bannedbyukip trending higher than #GTAV LOL
The Rolling Stones and their brown-eyed girl #bannedbyukip (except that Tory bastard Jagger, of course)
Sex outside of Farage #bannedbyukip
Osmosis or any other diffusion-like process where a substance moves from an area of high concentration to low concentration #bannedbyukip
Fois gras #bannedbyukip because British right wingers are best at stuffing things down your throat.
All cocktails #bannedbyukip because they hate it mixed.
Half of the squares and pieces on a chessboard #bannedbyukip
Potatoes #bannedbyukip Coming over from the Andes, replacing our gruel.
All channels except Yesterday #bannedbyukip
Facts, sources and other liberal inconveniences #bannedbyukip